“I see you tonight when I go to bed in my head movies....

mmmmmmm

+ + + +

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

chain bear. love it.

NEW PHONEEEEE AUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

best cheese ever.

introducing periwinkle bearington iii i went to a...

it was earth all along!

this is why my boyfriend is awesome

i requested a list of poop-related potential guinea pig names and this is what he provided: George...

my soulguineapigmate

cannot wait.

dear god … i’m addicted.

black and white animals

wolverine vs. wolf

this is a wolf: this is a wolverine: until today i thought a wolverine was a big wolf. :|

I WAS BLUE!  i came in 2nd place

the REAL get smart

this is why i hate the media

veggie(s)

i hate it when people use the word “veggie” in plural or singular form.

2008 World’s Most Ethical Companies ...

donate.

obama 2008 one world sight project union rescue mission

cinematic titanic - yay.

love it.

nova | archive | physics & math

true random number generator

from YouTube to iPod!

want to watch youtube videos on the go? you have a couple of options. use the following site to...

lamb or lion? or LIOMB!?P!!?P

i want to be like this guy!

i meant to post this earlier - my awesome boyfriend is...

pivotal moments in evolution returns!

marmot.

+ + = best smore ever.

i’m never leaving my bed again!

scariest movie ever.

i found purple bird poop on my car windshield yesterday....

london!!! day zero: omg we're going to...

waiting at john’s to get picked up by stu for the airport  getting picked up by stu :)  at...

london!!! day one: omg we're in...

drinking british coke at our hostel :)  eating a british nutrigrain bar at our...

london!!! day two: omg another day in...

the underpass from ‘a clockwork orange’ ‘the mousetrap’ at st....

london!!! day three: yes, we're still in...

kings cross station  platform 9 3/4 (from harry potter)  sherlock holmes museum (221b baker...

london!!! day four: we came home early -...

the rosetta stone at the british museum  more british museum  leicester square  leicester...

london!!! day five: OMG JACK THE...

the view from our hostel window (noel st. oxford circus london)  jack the ripper exhibit at the...

london!!! day six: tower bridge, the...

the oxford circus tube station  on london bridge, facing tower bridge  the clink prison...

london day 7: goodbye london :( -...

hugging paddington bear at paddington station  the changing of the guards at buckingham...

LONDON IS AWESOME!

can't wait ...

john and i are going to london next week! hooray! here are some of the things we’re checking...

oh … my … god …

dinosaur jenga

new favorite cereal

oh … my … god.

yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip … i love these...

holy crap!

 i did not know this: Sometimes you may receive a message intended for someone whose address...

sighhh …

this makes me happy

sujata's UCB graduation show april 20 -...

hey everybody!i’m almost done with my improv 101 class @ the UCB and our graduation show is...

yet another sign that burbank is the...

http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3711037971

ascii convert: http://asciiconvert.com

kill two birds … with one stone

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!

i love the supers!

panda cake by ben and sara!

i love my family!

:)

bad idea: naming airport terminals after zodiac signs

congratulations baby! i love you!

by sujata rao/inspired by john longino’s goose down...

awesomeshopped by john longino

for john

happy almost easter everyone!

a comic! Buttersafe - beards

this is a really random post but i’m going to dedicate it to my favorite mac cosmetics...

best spa evuhhhh

shiatsu ca

perspective man by winston rowntree

robopanda - artificial cuteness or pandroid threat?

i just found this webcomic. i love pandas! 

i am completely obsessed with this game.

i’m happy :) i played rock band last night. i really liked the song list (i couldn’t...

FYI + = AWESOME.

blog so much i have about to

i hung out in seattle this weekend and here’s what i did: seattle festival of improv theatre...

happy valentine’s day everyone! :) this is hands down the most unflattering artist’s...

tinnnnnny kitten on a giannnnnnt liger. thank you michael!...

vday cards!

i made some valentine’s day cards for friends and wanted to share …

“The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us...”
— Vladimir Nabokov

CLEAR YOUR CALENDARS - i’m taking a class at UCBTLA and there’s a performance at the...

someone requested clarification on the “favorite big...

ahh anthony bourdain - you are too hot for words!

i just finished a 5-week intro to comedy improv class at big...

omg i'm going on a safari!

i’m going on a safari next month! ok so it’s not through some cool savannah in africa...

ligers

my latest cat obsession is ligers. here is a youtube of a super awesome 900 lb. liger:...

matis clunk!

matis the lynx!

The Varieties of Scientific Experience: A Personal View of...

Gifford Lecture Series - Over 100 Years of...

xXsocalhotty69Xx: (could you please make a bear emoticon for me?)
ORLYRUSRS: (0:3
ORLYRUSRS: wait
ORLYRUSRS: is he at a party?
ORLYRUSRS: (0:3>*
xXsocalhotty69Xx: YAYA
xXsocalhotty69Xx: party bear
ORLYRUSRS: |--<| (0:3>*
ORLYRUSRS: that's him drinking a martini
xXsocalhotty69Xx: nice
xXsocalhotty69Xx: is there reefer bear?
ORLYRUSRS: ~~-- (0:3|D
xXsocalhotty69Xx: i guess that could be a blunt/
xXsocalhotty69Xx: ?
ORLYRUSRS: yes or as i like to think of it - one of those super long skinny cigarette holders from the 20s with a cigarette at the end of it
xXsocalhotty69Xx: clasy
ORLYRUSRS: yeah emoticon bear doesn't fuck around with classiness
ORLYRUSRS: and he's very hip
ORLYRUSRS: he only hangs out with all of those weird japanese emoticons
ORLYRUSRS: like ^_^
xXsocalhotty69Xx: and o_O
ORLYRUSRS: yeah
xXsocalhotty69Xx: x_X
ORLYRUSRS: and he's like stephen malkmus's favorite emotion
ORLYRUSRS: well he was his second favorite
ORLYRUSRS: until he convinced him that :) died in a fiery air craft carrier explosion
ORLYRUSRS: stephen malkmus is surprisingly gullible

i saw au revoir simone along with loquat and the botticellis...

eugene mirman, bob odenkirk, etc.

saw eugene mirman, bob odenkirk, jon benjamin, michael showalter, tim and eric and some other guy...

sofreakingtired

saw cloverfield last night … awesome! i don’t care that they never explained where the...

title: don’t be a gluttonous and wasteful american day...

“a cat meowy is chasing its tail in circles until it gets...”
— a haiku by sujata

jetpack

Sujata says: have i gotten like 2.3 times cooler since you met me in may?
PennyRichDollarDumb says: he easily
PennyRichDollarDumb says: like
Sujata says: my goal is 8.9times cooler
PennyRichDollarDumb says: this time next year i expect you to be like 'so i just got a jetpack'
Sujata says: hahahhaha

naked babies and the flip

it feels like 100 degrees in my room :S i’m watching “rushmore” and i’m not...

continuing my stalker-like picture-quest of alt comedy...

i think this shirt was a worthwhile investment.

at opening night of sketch

at opening night of sketch fest. Standing room only grrr

open mic, my jaw and rap dancin'

i went to an open mic night at a comedy club nearby. i think it was about 80% blue and 20% smart...

ddr supernova 2

i basically suck at this game but i still really like it. there are some really good dance songs on...

I'm posting from my phone!

I’m posting from my phone! I’m not anywhere cool. Just sitting on my bed with too many...

stuff that i want to do in 2008

SXSW - march 7 - 16, 2008 in austin, tx. a festival about music and film? sounds like my kind of...

bamboo fun

hands down the best purchase i made in 2007: the bamboo fun tablet. purchase online at wacom....

tea

this shit is so good - solomon’s seal tea get it at your local korean grocery store! or...

big city improv, sf sketch fest and...

hello tumblr. big city improv - i’m taking the “intro to improv comedy” class at...

me and arj barker @ cobb’s in SF. i look WAY too...

merry christmas

hello! real quick fyi regarding my comics - i lost a bunch of them when i canceled my high speed...

guitar hero 3

overall rating: “guitar hero iii” is good but not great. the song list for “guitar...